If you're going to screw THIS up, you'll most likely do it just after 4 o'clock this afternoon (or any Friday afternoon)
Incorrect Guesses: forget to pick up groceries on the way home, forget to pick up the kids, dinner, to punch your time card, disregard what you gave up for lent, save the last document you were working on, drive in the carpool lane, meet friends
According to experts, men are 8 times more likely to do THIS when married.
Incorrect Guesses: eat more food, cook, flirt, go to the doctor, nap, watch chick flicks, make the bed, brown bag lunch, stay late at work, go out with the guys, buy life insurance, by a red sports car
Incorrect Guesses: oversleep, watch the news, hit the snooze button, make coffee, stop somewhere for breakfast, check work email in the a.m. before leaving home, wake up before the alarm goes off, go to work, make dinner at home, go to the grocery store.
Nearly 75% of people admit to doing THIS, on a work computer
Incorrect Guesses: play video games, play horseshoes, go on a dating site, look for a new job, shop, watch porn, social media, personal email, pay bills, skype, check the weather, watch sports or videos, research the background of a co-worker or the boss
Approximately 30% of people say THIS could make someone undateable.
Incorrect Guesses: their weight, bad teeth, they live with their parents, they'd be no help during a Zombie apocalypse, a weird laugh, their car, mismatched wardrobe, tattoo, no job, bad hyfiene, bad breath, hair
Incorrect Guesses: pajamas, slippers, yesterday's clothes, a baseball cap, unmatched shoes or socks, swimming suit as underwear, shorts, a costume, bowtie, football jersey, cowboy boots, a uniform, flip flops, someone else's clothing (wife's underwear), suit, smile, bar bracelet, curlers, make up, a raincoat, a fabric sheet
A new survey from Yahoo dot com shows that 35% of women have done THIS when no one was looking.
Incorrect Guesses: pick their nose, spit, pick their teeth, text to their friend 'I don't like my husband', adjust their bra,put on make up while driving, adjust their underwear, dance, flattulence, adjust dentures, adjust pictures on the wall, adjust mirrors in the car
Correct Answer: adjust the thermostat....turn up the heat.
When it comes to the movies, 2 out of 3 Americans haven't done THIS.
Incorrect Guesses: sneak in, walk out early, not pay for a 2nd movie, bring their own snacks, not turn off their cell phone, talk during movie, go to a foreign film, go to a drive in, fall asleep, wait for the dvd to come out, buy tickets online
Correct Answer: seen ANY of the 9 movies nominated for Best Picture at this year's Academy Awards.
In a recent Yahoo survey, when asked what makes you feel most guilty, THIS was the number one answer.
Incorrect Guesses: overeating, lies to your spouse, parking in a handicapped spot, Birthday Cake, procrastinating, not picking up after your dog, taking a nap, calling in sick to work, cheating on taxes, not enough exercise, sleeping in, spending money, lies about your age or weight, cheating on someone, lying about someone's cooking, cheating on a diet, eating food we shouldn't eat
One of every twenty people say this is why they never want to leave their current job.
Incorrect Guesses: too much vacation built up, masachism, friendly co-workers, don't want to be unemployed, next job won't be any better than the current one, application/resume too hard to prepare, how much money they get paid, benefits, don't want to pack up their stuff, 401K plan, free coffee, don't want to learn a new skill, they just like the job, work at home, the commute
State and Federal Governments combine to pull in over $17 billion a year by simply doing THIS.
Incorrect Guesses: taxing sodas, turning lights off, sharing buildings & office space, enforcing seat belt laws, insurance benefits, collecting from dead beat parents, on line instead of mailing tax returns