Manufacturers of THESE claim they work properly 99.9% of the time.
Incorrect Guesses: cell phones, condoms, implanted medical devices, toaster, hand sanitizers, airplanes, gas pumps, birth control pills, pregnancy test kits, cars
Incorrect Guesses: gone out to eat alone, talk to their ex, go to a movie alone, buy tampons, see their child alone, plan a vacation, snacking between meals, go to the bar
Correct Answer: snuck home to Mom's for a homecooked meal
More than two-thirds of people who own one of THESE don't use it for its original purpose.
Incorrect Guesses: treadmill, microwave, exercise equipment, boots, computer, pool table/storage table, electric can opener, shoes, toaster/oven, fan, hand held massager, kitchen table, bike
About 8% of new brides plan to do THIS....down from 23% two decades ago.
Incorrect Guesses: won't see groom day of or day before wedding, not have children, be a stay at home mom, quit their job, have fewer flowers at wedding, take dance lessons, wait for the wedding night for nudge nudge wink wink, take their husbands last name
Correct Answer: keep their last name, instead of taking their husbands.
40% of parents whose kids are in their 20's still do THIS
Incorrect Guesses: go to the bar, laundry, slip 'em money, watch cartoons, put gas in their car, pay their car insurance, make their bed, punish them, pay their healthinsurance
Incorrect Guesses: cooked, gone swimming, got married, kissed their mother, baked a cake, driven a car, changed a tire, paid their taxes, changed a diaper, cleaned the litterbox
The average person experiences THIS about 975 times in their life.
Incorrect Guesses: deja vu, disappointment, migraines, fear, a full moon, hiccups, near accidents/close calls, hangovers, memory loss, heartburn, depression, calling a wrong phone number, sneezing
Men are 50% more likely than women to do THIS on a business trip
Incorrect Guesses: drink too much, dine alone, order room service, cheat, make love, go alone without co-workers, pad the expense account report, eating flowers, go to a sporting event, sleep in the nude, work out, sleep late and miss a meeting, go to a strip club, get a massage, go to a spa, go sight seeing, stay at a friend's place instead of the hotel, order porn in the room, get clothes cleaned
The average child will do THIS for the first time at age 7 years, 7 months.
Incorrect Guesses: tell a lie, call a person their girlfriend or boyfriend, lose a tooth, learn to swin, get ready by themselves without Mom's help, ridea bike, break a bone, kiss someone of the opposite sex, tie their own shoes, ask about their bodyparts, have a major crush on someone, sleep over
Incorrect Guesses: don't clean the toilet, don't cheat on their taxes, swear, exercise, dance, fly, go on facebook, spank their kids, clean the lint trap in the dryer
According to a new study, senior citizens who do THIS, even occasionally, are happier than those who don't.
Incorrect Guesses: date, have sex, get a manicure, go for a walk, quack (is that polite for pass gas?), dance, volunteer,sing, go on the internet for social networking, play bingo
Sixty percent of couples have argued about THIS in the kitchen.
Incorrect Guesses: who get to cook, money, who loads the dishwaster, how to load the dishwasher, who does the dishes, who unloads the dishwasher, what kind of soap to use, what time to run the dishwasher
Correct Answer: whether to rinse the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher
Almost a third of women said that if a man does THIS at dinner on the first date, there won't be a second.
Incorrect Guesses: talks or texts on his cell phone, talks to an ex, gets drunk, asks you to pay, belches, doesn't say excuse me, uses pants as a napkin, uses a half off coupon, sends food back to the kitchen, talks with their mouth full, double dips
40% of women say THIS makes them sweat the minute they have to do it.
Incorrect Guesses: clean the bathroom, public speaking, blow drying their hair, job interview, performance review, punishing their children, doctor visit, parent teacher conference, laundry, meeting their in laws, trying on a bathing suit
Only 3% of people will admit to eating THIS on a regular basis.
Incorrect Guesses: Limberger cheese, braunshwieger, liver sausage, magic brownies, garlic, prunes, figs, head cheese, fast food, anchovies, everything put in front of them, bacon
9 out of 10 of us think it's perfectly fine to steal THIS from someone.
Incorrect Guesses: kleenex, pen or pencil, change, a kiss, significant other, french fry, gum, candy, something discarded on the curb, towels from a hotel, flowers from someone's desk, a quote or a saying, swimming in the ocean
Almost 20% of brides-to-be said they had nightmares about their dress. Another 10% said they had nightmares about THIS
Incorrect Guesses: groom not showing up, something wrong with the cake, being late herself, bad hair day, veil/ wardrobe malfunction, the bachelor party
Correct Answer: an embarassing univited guest (like an ex) showing up.
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