Halloween Costumes? Don't Go Here
by Adam Elliott
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posted Oct 8 2012 11:31AM
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If you're looking to buy a Halloween costume this year, you apprently need to AVOID THESE. Some of the worst ones seen are a sexy Oscar the Grouch . . . a 'big foot' costume that's not the half-man, half-ape but literally a large foot . . . a costume of the Sun that's just a yellow felt circle with a few points . . . and a woman's full-body jumpsuit that has "Halloween" printed on it for no apparent reason.
#5.) Cry Baby Adult Costume. This costume features an oversized tan polyester bodysuit with a large white diaper and a bib that says "Cry Baby." Rather hideous.
#4.) Sexy Oscar the Grouch. Last year "Sesame Street" released a line of sexier adult costumes. Some, like Elmo and Cookie Monster, might be okay. But putting a garbage can lid on your head and wearing a skirt with a garbage can print is not.
#3.) Big Foot. This isn't Bigfoot, the half-man, half-ape. This is a costume where you're wearing a giant foot. With hairy toes. And it costs $50.
#2.) The Sun. This costume is just lazy. Basically it's a big yellow felt circle with a few points sticking out. And it costs $40.
#1.) A Woman's Jumpsuit That Says "Halloween." It's not even a costume. It's a cheap-looking full-body jumpsuit that inexplicably has the word "Halloween" printed near the left shoulder.
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