A new study shows that, on average, men do THIS 29 seconds faster than women.
Incorrect Guesses: shower, eat, drive, fall asleep, brush their teeth, go to the bathroom, shave, wash hands, change clothes/get dressed, parallel park, wrap up a phone conversation
About 35% of Americans have had THIS occur, but only 5% blame themselves.
Incorrect Guesses: divorce, a car accident, bankruptcy, pee your pants, hair loss, lost their job, traffic stop pulled over, house fire, bounced check, passinggas and blaming the dog, argument, falling down, getting lost, drunk driving, go out to eat but forget to bring money
If you're an average office worker, you'll do THIS 9 to 10 times today.
Incorrect Guesses: send an email, check your phone, just walk away from your desk, take a bathroom break, check facebook, complain or talk about co-workers, check the clock, texting, cursing or swearing, take shoes off and on, yawn, comb their hair, stretch, get something to drink, say thank you, nod off to sleep, eat, stand up, daydream
Nearly 5% of people have quit a job for THIS reason.
Incorrect Guesses: bad hours, they moved, too far to drive, too attracted to the boss, have to work on the weekend, dress code, sexual harrasment, broke up with a co-worker
1 in 9 people replied with THIS, when asked when did you know you were getting older?
Incorrect Guesses: body aches, grey hair, they stop asking for ID when you buy alcohol, your kids are aging, having your first grandchild, forgetting where you put things, when you were first born, you sound like your parents, saggy boobs, lose hearing, talking abouit retirement, squinting, waking up in the night to tinkle, early bird dinners, getting your first social security check, having to write things down, can't drive after dark, using coupons, you see kids you used to babysit old enough to drink,
Correct Answer: they'd rather stay home when their friends were going out
Incorrect Guesses: pairs of shoes, pairs of earrings, pairs of jeans, bras, hats, rings, toes, purses, pairs of sunglasses, necklaces, ex boyfriends, pets, good friends, credit cards, beauty marks
More than 3 out of 4 pet owners do THIS to their pet.
Incorrect Guesses: buy them Christmas gifts, bathe them, brush them, dress them up, kiss them, talk to them like they're human, brush their teeth, feed them table scraps, spayand neuter them
Correct Answer: talk to them in a different voice.
70% of people say they appreciate and often take advice about THIS
Incorrect Guesses: issues with children, bosses or work issues, relationships, hair styles, Doctor's advice, marriage, dining out and finding a place to eat, wineselection, car, fashion
Manufacturers of THESE claim they work properly 99.9% of the time.
Incorrect Guesses: cell phones, condoms, implanted medical devices, toaster, hand sanitizers, airplanes, gas pumps, birth control pills, pregnancy test kits, cars
Incorrect Guesses: gone out to eat alone, talk to their ex, go to a movie alone, buy tampons, see their child alone, plan a vacation, snacking between meals, go to the bar
Correct Answer: snuck home to Mom's for a homecooked meal
More than two-thirds of people who own one of THESE don't use it for its original purpose.
Incorrect Guesses: treadmill, microwave, exercise equipment, boots, computer, pool table/storage table, electric can opener, shoes, toaster/oven, fan, hand held massager, kitchen table, bike
About 8% of new brides plan to do THIS....down from 23% two decades ago.
Incorrect Guesses: won't see groom day of or day before wedding, not have children, be a stay at home mom, quit their job, have fewer flowers at wedding, take dance lessons, wait for the wedding night for nudge nudge wink wink, take their husbands last name
Correct Answer: keep their last name, instead of taking their husbands.
40% of parents whose kids are in their 20's still do THIS
Incorrect Guesses: go to the bar, laundry, slip 'em money, watch cartoons, put gas in their car, pay their car insurance, make their bed, punish them, pay their healthinsurance
Incorrect Guesses: cooked, gone swimming, got married, kissed their mother, baked a cake, driven a car, changed a tire, paid their taxes, changed a diaper, cleaned the litterbox
The average person experiences THIS about 975 times in their life.
Incorrect Guesses: deja vu, disappointment, migraines, fear, a full moon, hiccups, near accidents/close calls, hangovers, memory loss, heartburn, depression, calling a wrong phone number, sneezing
Men are 50% more likely than women to do THIS on a business trip
Incorrect Guesses: drink too much, dine alone, order room service, cheat, make love, go alone without co-workers, pad the expense account report, eating flowers, go to a sporting event, sleep in the nude, work out, sleep late and miss a meeting, go to a strip club, get a massage, go to a spa, go sight seeing, stay at a friend's place instead of the hotel, order porn in the room, get clothes cleaned
The average child will do THIS for the first time at age 7 years, 7 months.
Incorrect Guesses: tell a lie, call a person their girlfriend or boyfriend, lose a tooth, learn to swin, get ready by themselves without Mom's help, ridea bike, break a bone, kiss someone of the opposite sex, tie their own shoes, ask about their bodyparts, have a major crush on someone, sleep over
Incorrect Guesses: don't clean the toilet, don't cheat on their taxes, swear, exercise, dance, fly, go on facebook, spank their kids, clean the lint trap in the dryer
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